The Falcon’s Malteser Tickets
The Falcon's Malteser to take to stage at The Vaults this summer for a strictly limited season.Keep me updated
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Performance dates
17 July - 25 August 2019
Run time 1hr 20min (no interval)
Includes interval
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New Old Friends and James Seabright present The Falcon’s Malteser by Anthony Horowitz
Don’t miss this acclaimed stage version of Anthony Horowitz’s hilarious novel introducing the Diamond Brothers Detective Agency. Tim is the world’s worst private investigator, so can the help of his clever younger brother Nick be enough to crack their toughest case yet?
A solitary box of Maltesers is delivered by a miniature Mexican, but what’s so special about these chocolates that half of London's criminal underworld are willing to kill for them? New Old Friends’ acclaimed adaptation features four actors playing dozens of characters, comedy songs, and a fully realised car chase on stage!
Special notes
Diamond ticket holders will be seated in the front rows of the theatre in reserved cabaret-style seating.
Gold ticket holders will be seated in the general admission area of the theatre, and can select their own seats upon arrival.
A limited number of Early Bird tickets are available at each performance and offer reduced price seating within the Gold area
Latecomers will not be admitted. Due to nature of the space it may not be possible to readmit patrons.
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Q&A with The Falcon’s Malteser’s Feargus Woods Dunlop and Heather Westwell
The acclaimed stage adaptation from New Old Friends brings Anthony Horowitz’s hilarious novel to life for a strictly limited season this summer at London’s Vaults. Tickets for The Falcon Malteser are in high demand and it’s not surprising as this play is set to have audiences laughing out loud every night, starting 17 July 2019.
This hugely acclaimed show stars just four actors who brilliantly take on dozens of roles, two of which include the brothers Tim and Nick from the Diamond Brothers Detective Agency. With comedy songs and a fully staged car chase scene, this production is set to cause an unforgettable whirlwind this summer. Before this production opens later this month, I got to talk to the creators Feargus Woods Dunlop and Heather Westwell from the award-winning company New Old Friends and ask questions all about their latest great work! Read below to see what they had to say…
11 Jul, 2019 | By Jade Ali